Mom: (singing) Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nobody knows but Jesus.
Me: …and that bitch TALKS.
Mom: Christ, Elly. You’ve such a trashy mouth.
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Mom: (singing) Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen. Nobody knows but Jesus.
Me: …and that bitch TALKS.
Mom: Christ, Elly. You’ve such a trashy mouth.
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Hahahahahaha! Did your Mom laugh too?
I think your mouth is purdy not trashy.
Even Jesus would have spit water of his nose. And then it would have turned to wine.
Brilliant. Especially how she says Christ, Elly. Heh.
Man, I think Jesus would be down wit dat.
Wait.. How is there not a Drunk Texts From Jesus Tumblr yet?