Scotty McCreery May (or May Not) Eat Pickles

In keeping with this weeks unofficial theme of "I swear I had something to write about but I keep forgetting it because I'm pretty sure I've stopped sleeping all together but I keep having these waking dreams and I can't quite separate them from reality but I'm relatively sure I…

I Propose a New Verb

So here's the thing, Interwebz.  *points at crotch halfheartedly*  Oh I can't even fake it.  I'm just not good company today.  I can't seem to tear myself away from the news so I'm a little dry on witty, inane banter today. But you know who isn't?  Who's always good company? …