"This book was funny and filled with details that really made these stories come alive. Smart, intelligent, and hilarious collection of essays. Also, I learned a lot about vaginas." No, I didn't go and publish a book without telling you. I spent most of yesterday doing research on what other…
So my career as a professional noise maker hasn't exactly taken off. Despite the tireless hours of practicing and honing my craft, no one has offered me a paying gig. Well, Rocco offered me fifty bucks to "please just please stop making the tinnitus noise by my head while I'm…
I'm having one of those days. I probably shouldn't write on these days, yet obviously there's a whole 800 words here cobbled into sentences and paragraphs. The brain is limping today, so forgive me if I wander. Sometimes cancer just sucker punches you in the face and screams, "I'm your…
