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witch hazel

A Literal Pain in the Ass

August 23, 2011Elly LononCancer, Family & Home, SillynessHemorrhoids, I'm an Incubator. Gross., lymphoma, Lymphomania, pregnancy, rubbing alcohol, witch hazel21 Comments

You know what really chafes my ass?  Hemorrhoids. I'm naming this one Artemis.  I'd estimate he's about the size of a semi truck.  I know, I know the God was a chick, but it's my hemorrhoid and I'll decide what his gender is.  And HE is a total dick.  Ergo...…

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