Dear Winter, Why the fuck are you still here? Seriously. It's March! What's with this in with a lion, out like a lion bullshit? It's not supposed to snow in March. I'm pretty sure it says so in the Geneva Convention. Or maybe the Treaty of Versailles. Regardless, you're breaking…
The Problem With Fall
I don't understand why you people get so excited about Fall. Sure, it has it's positive qualities: apple picking, using the oven again, pretty colored leaves, Libra birthdays *fist bumps*. But nobody ever talks about it's dark side - the evil, putrid underbelly of this mistakenly beloved season. Fools. If…
Snow. Boo. Hiss.
It would seem that I, Elly Lonon, am the only person on the face of the planet that doesn't like snow. Well I just don't. And no amount of cutesy photos of kids making snow angels or tweets about your dog's icy paws is going to change my mind, damnit. …