Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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An Open Letter to Winter

March 23, 2011Elly LononOther Randomness, Sillynessboo hiss, lindsay lohan, Random thought, rod stewart, sprocket ink, winter34 Comments

Dear Winter, Why the fuck are you still here?  Seriously.  It's March!  What's with this in with a lion, out like a lion bullshit?  It's not supposed to snow in March.  I'm pretty sure it says so in the Geneva Convention.  Or maybe the Treaty of Versailles.  Regardless, you're breaking…

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The Problem With Fall

September 30, 2010Elly LononOther Randomnessjustin timberlake, mildred, muppets, Random thought, snow, winter20 Comments

I don't understand why you people get so excited about Fall.  Sure, it has it's positive qualities: apple picking, using the oven again, pretty colored leaves, Libra birthdays *fist bumps*.  But nobody ever talks about it's dark side - the evil, putrid underbelly of this mistakenly beloved season. Fools. If…

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Snow. Boo. Hiss.

December 21, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtchemo brain, heidi klum, joe lieberman, manhattan, Random thought, rocco, rod stewart, snow, urine, vomit, winter20 Comments

It would seem that I, Elly Lonon, am the only person on the face of the planet that doesn't like snow.  Well I just don't.  And no amount of cutesy photos of kids making snow angels or tweets about your dog's icy paws is going to change my mind, damnit. …

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