I married my friend Darrell last weekend. Technically I married my friend Nicole, too. Oh relax, Rocco was there. He even took pictures. Yes, I'm an ordained minister. I have power vested in me. I don't even own any vests, people. But still, I'm like...all pious and shit, now. I…
I survived the wedding, but now I'm off trying to survive the after, after, after party in some ridiculously tanned and buffed land called "Ocean City." Since it's probably not wise for me to continue crawling back up onto the roof just to capture this weak-ass pirated wireless network, I've…
The Lonon clan has descended on Maryland in anticipation of this weekend's Great Gwatification, so I tricked my little brother into joining in on my ukulele fun. Turns out he learned four whole chords over the course of our four and half hour drive. For those of you not good…
