It would seem that I, Elly Lonon, am the only person on the face of the planet that doesn't like snow. Well I just don't. And no amount of cutesy photos of kids making snow angels or tweets about your dog's icy paws is going to change my mind, damnit. …
First Twitter, Now Me
So far I'm all about the massive FAILs this week. I know everyone is loosing their minds over all this holiday bull shit, but I can ease your stress. My holiday gift to all of you is to share my shortcomings so you can revel in my ineptitude and feel…
Central Park
I love Central Park. What's not to love, really? Well I suppose there are the stinky homeless guys, the piles of horse shit, and the tourists with their never ending photo ops...but how is that different than any other area of Manhattan? Yesterday was absolutely beautiful. A nice day seems…