I'm in a full on funk today. Seeing how it's a Monday, odds are you are too. So let's distract ourselves by laughing at other people and all the weird things they search for, shall we? "let me tell you about my balls" Wow. What a place to start. Balls…
Thwarted
I had dinner with two of my three brothers last night. I thought for sure I'd have a fantastic blog this morning because those fuckers are hysterical, right? RIGHT? Denied. It's like they're TRYING to thwart my aspirations to have one single coherent and mildly amusing post this week. Fuckers.…
Dancing Velociraptors, Cursing Mennonites, and Light Sabers
Sometimes being a whore really pays off. Oh and speaking of whoring, excuse me while I pimp myself out further and encourage you to visit my post over at Craftastrophe. I seem to have a gift for finding creepy dolls. Back to the whore at hand...oh wait...that's still me. I'd…