Apparently you people think I talk about vaginas a lot. (Side note: it still drives me absolutely batty that vaginas is apparently not the actual plural of vagina. For some reason I can't bring myself to type vaginae. So suck it, spell check - I'm going rogue. But not in…
Vattooing (I Can’t Make This Shit Up)
Hindsight is a bitch. I thought I really nailed that bachelorette thing, what with the pole dancing and mechanical bull riding. I thought I had that "Best Bridesmaid Ever" title on lock down. Until today. Because if I was truly worthy of the title, I would have found this spa…