Everyone loves a corporate-manufactured holiday, right? Another chance to forget to buy something no one really needs to somehow prove you love someone else? An additional opportunity to generate more clutter to later Marie Kondo and end up in the landfill? NEVER FEAR! I am here to save the day!…
Ukulele Tuesday? What is the world coming to? It's COMPLETE ANARCHY under 45. Or, rather, last Friday every member of my family was exploding from multiple orifices. Turns out that there can be too much puke to uke. Also there can probably be too much discussion of exploding orifices. Sorry…
Phew. What a week. But it's Friday. And I have a wine opener. I'm not afraid to use it. But first, here's Installment Three of Uber Cheesy 80's Love Songs Massacred on Herbert for VD Awareness. Or something. Happy MFBT!
