And Then I Knew Everything Would Be Alright with the World

With each pre-baby project we finish, I lose one more distraction to keep me from obsessing about the impending obliteration of my bits and that whole feeding-and-care-of-your-killer-newborn-overlord thing.  Not that I obsess.  Ever.  That's totally not my personality. *pauses to adjust welding goggles hanging from life-sized cardboard cutout of NPH*…

The Cute, the Funny, and the I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVOUR THIS BOOK!

My attention span is getting shorter than my length of time between pees, so I'm going to distract you with the fantastic-ness that people send me. First, the cute.  Patty Punker gave me this.  I was going to originally wait and snap a pic with Paul in it, but based…