This morning, while waiting for the green light to condone another cup of espresso, I turned to my husband and whispered, "I'm drinking coffee. Willingly. I'm a suburban housewife that drives her TWO kids through the two-lane streets of Jersey. In a minivan. That drinks coffee." I glanced down at…
Search Optimization-ish
Summer may be over, but that doesn't mean we can't spend just a few more moments reliving the glory days of August...and the bizarre search terms people used to find this place. So pull back out your white pants and flip-flops, smear a little zinc on your nose, and ignore…
Tennis and Vaginas – Yes, There’s a Correlation
Well all in all I'd say it's been a fairly uneventful couple of days - just your average weekend filled with a hurricane, a house guest we tricked into cleaning, and then a little party where 40 or so people came to visit. While at the grocery store yesterday, procuring…