How the hell is it June already? Did May even happen? Did the Rapture suck up a mess of hours instead of pious people? Do cell phones cause brain tumors? Oh wait, that last one is a little off topic. Blame Sprocket. Or just go read my thoughts on the…
Vattooing (I Can’t Make This Shit Up)
Hindsight is a bitch. I thought I really nailed that bachelorette thing, what with the pole dancing and mechanical bull riding. I thought I had that "Best Bridesmaid Ever" title on lock down. Until today. Because if I was truly worthy of the title, I would have found this spa…