Mom: So. An entire post on a uterus? Me: It could be worse, you know. Rocco: If you say so. Me: You two should be grateful I write about plushy reproductive organs. I could write a blog post about all my past romantic endeavors. Or how hard my childhood was.…
Now With More Uterus!
Rocco: So what's in the package? Me: Oh, that body pillow I ordered. It's almost as tall as I am. Who do we know that will let us seal them up in that box? Rocco: No, the little package by the TV. Me: You mean the uterus? Rocco: The what?…
It’s Not Working, Guys
I just spent ten minutes trying to figure out how to open my mouse to replace the batteries. The brain is not working. Hence the title of today's post. But I can't whip out that line and not tell you about the cyborg. See, we have some friends. Two of…