I Have the Attention Span of a

I'm a little melancholy today.  Don't panic, I promise this isn't all doom and gloom.  There's plenty of obscenities, ass smacking, unicorns, bunnies, and gangsta rap if you just stick with me to the end.  It's just been a funny week so I'm having trouble focusing. One of my favorite…

Three Posts for the Price of One

First and most importantly: Do you remember my pony/unicorn named Apocalypse/Mildred/Starbrite? (No, I can't officially settle on a name until I'm forced to make a decision.  I need the pressure.  I do this at restaurants too and it makes Rocco crazy.  I narrow it down to three or so options…