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If Boobs Could Talk

November 22, 2011Elly LononFamily & Home, Sillynessbreast feeding, favor one boob, favor one breast, I'm an Incubator. Gross., rod stewart, rod stewart sucks, tyler perry14 Comments

Left Boob: This is it.  This is the time it's going to work.  I can feel it. Right Boob: *snicker* Left Boob: No really!  I've been working out - you know - pumping like mad. Paul: *latches on* Left Boob: Oh yo!  Here we go! Paul: *whimpers, scowls* Right Boob:…

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