My Face Weighs Forty-seven Pounds

Rocco:  "You sound like shit." Me:  "Imagine that!  I feel like shit." Rocco:  "You slept on two pillows last night." Me:  "I fell asleep propped up so I could watch the TV." Rocco:  "That cough is getting worse." Me:  "So is the oil spill." Rocco:  *stern look* Me:  *whistling, avoiding…