I woke up this morning violently angry at my mother-in-law. Why? Well, because in my dream last night we were shopping at a colossal Costco (think Idiocracy) and she went to pick up an empty Christmas tin from a massive, shoulder-high cardboard box full of empty Christmas tins. I told…
Bloggers Get Naked
"Don't call me Shirley." And that's just about all the sadness I can take today. Let's move on to happy, joyful things, shall we? Like...oh I dunno...how about barnacle schlongs? While the Tuberous Bushcricket may have the biggest balls relative to body weight in the animal kingdom, the barnacle comes…
Batteries Not Included
Have you ever noticed that cold meds make everything seem like a good idea? Me either. Mom, don't read any further. My bedroom is too small for bedside tables. We managed to squeeze in a queen size bed and a dresser. The end. So I don't have a little "magic…