Bleeping Unicorns, How Do They Work?

Obviously, I really need to stop following this whole Juggalo / Tila Tequila thing.  Then again, the frickin' New York Times is covering it now, so maybe I'm more highbrow than I realize.   That's me, a highbrow gal that can't stop referencing the Insane Clown Posse.  I'm pretty sure…