My kid turns four today. Four. Four years. I know where every freaking second of those four years went. Colic. Temper tantrums. Sleep deprivation. Vomit cleaning. Potty training. And the laundry. All that fucking laundry. Four years without writing. Or sleeping. Or bathing regularly. Or going to movies. Or traveling. Or…
And Then My Ukulele Ran Away
You know when you're trying to take a picture outside in the sun but you can't see what you're doing yet it's imperative that you document what's happening so you just snap approximately four hundred and seventy bajillion photos in the hope that one of them might come out clearly focused?And then…
Reminder
Me: Whom do I love? Him: Me!! Me: Ayup! Him: And Sam! Me: I sure do. Him: And Daddy! Me: Very much. Him: And...YOU! Thanks, kid. I needed that reminder. Also? Mark it down. It only took this kid three years, seven months, and nine days to surpass me in intelligence.…