Unicorns Get Stabby, Too

I'm having a day.  This kind of day*: I blame my mortgage company.  The story isn't very good, so I'm not going to tell it to you.  But seeing as how I have to go make a happy ending (oh shut it you pervs), I suddenly don't have time to…

Further Proof NPH Should Be My BFF

Me:  Is this the coolest thing you've ever seen? *shows page from catalog* Rocco:  Since when do you like Jane Austen? Me:  No, the t-shirt! Rocco:  *blank stare* Me:  *singing* Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole's begun. You know what that means? Rocco:  *blank…

The Language Archive

So I saw this show last night called The Language Archive at one of the Roundabout Theatres.  It's billed as a comedy, but for some reason I didn't find it funny at all.  That bothered me.  In fact, I think it's still bothering me.  Or maybe it's just that freakish…