Cold Toes, Warm Heart

Normally, I like to push your buttons and see just how much you can take, Interwerbz.  But today...today it's about giving.  (Holy Mother of Moon Pies that sounds like a line taken straight out of a Lifetime made-for-TV-movie or a really bad seventies porno.  I guess it doesn't matter since…

Bloggers Get Naked

"Don't call me Shirley." And that's just about all the sadness I can take today.  Let's move on to happy, joyful things, shall we?  Like...oh I dunno...how about barnacle schlongs? While the Tuberous Bushcricket may have the biggest balls relative to body weight in the animal kingdom, the barnacle comes…

If Only I Was Catholic (and Had a Front Yard)

I think I mentioned that I bought a house last week. *pulls out paper bag and breathes deeply several times*  I also put my wee Hoboken pad on the market.  The thing is, she (much like my little brother) is not getting much action. Obviously I'm not doing a very…