Normally, I like to push your buttons and see just how much you can take, Interwerbz. But today...today it's about giving. (Holy Mother of Moon Pies that sounds like a line taken straight out of a Lifetime made-for-TV-movie or a really bad seventies porno. I guess it doesn't matter since…
Bloggers Get Naked
"Don't call me Shirley." And that's just about all the sadness I can take today. Let's move on to happy, joyful things, shall we? Like...oh I dunno...how about barnacle schlongs? While the Tuberous Bushcricket may have the biggest balls relative to body weight in the animal kingdom, the barnacle comes…
If Only I Was Catholic (and Had a Front Yard)
I think I mentioned that I bought a house last week. *pulls out paper bag and breathes deeply several times* I also put my wee Hoboken pad on the market. The thing is, she (much like my little brother) is not getting much action. Obviously I'm not doing a very…