Uke and Shout

This knowledge may startle you, but I am not a macrame bear.  Or a macrame bunny.  In fact...I'm not macrame at all.  Gasp! And also?  You don't have your calendar wrong.  It's not Friday.  (Though it may or may not be motherfucking booze time. I defer to you on that…

Well That Didn’t Go At All As I Had Planned

I'm already thinking about Thanksgiving.  We're not even through Halloween and I've already moved on to Thanksgiving, Interwebz.  It's enough to make a girl stick her head in the oven...if she didn't know she'd have to pull her head right back out to deal with the fire alarm, that is.…