I'm not sure reading about the progress of my parasite is a good idea - especially considering the trouble I'm having with the whole sleep thing. The words, "Your baby's heart finishes dividing into four chambers, and the valves start to form -- as do her tiny teeth," are not…
Alien Life Forms
John (in the corner, wrestling with the champagne): Damnit! Everyone Else (screaming along with the TV): TEN...NINE... Me: You OK over there John? John (visibly panicked): I can't get it open! Everyone Else: SEVEN...SIX...FIVE... Rocco: Where's the remote? Somebody pause it! Yup. It's like THAT already. 2010 will officially be…