Mariah Carey Strikes Again

*whimper* My ass is officially kicked.  Next time I consider taking a gig to cover a six city tour in three weeks, can you please punch me in the kayak?  Hard?  With brass knuckles? If you aren't allowed to take decongestants, you probably shouldn't fly cross country with a sinus…

Search Optimization-ish

In the month of April, exactly sixty-four people landed on BugginWord after searching for "rod stewart latex."  Sixty-motherfucking-four people.  Which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that my readers are incredibly confused and disturbed individuals....with decidedly dicey musical tastes. Speaking of mean and horrible, I received this text from…