I'm crabby. For multiple reasons. I still have pole burn. My fingers are cramping from tying four hundred and seventy two tiny black bows on wedding programs and menus. Worst. Period. Ever. I figured out I can't fit my entire fist in my mouth. I can only make it just…
Oh Sweet Mystery of Life…
Ever gone to a bar and completely forgotten it's Cinco de Mayo? Me either. But despite Hoboken being about as monochromatic as imaginable, my peeps are out in full force celebrating the holiday. Speaking of which...Did you know that yesterday was StarWars Day? May the fourth be with you... Things…