Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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Like a Margarita on a Mexican Beach, But Different

March 21, 2011Elly LononOther Randomness, Sillynessbaby pygmy goat stampede, javier bardem, margarita, Random thought, rod stewart, snow51 Comments

It can't be snowing again.  It just can't.  I refuse to accept that this is happening. I pick a new reality.  I'm actually on a beach somewhere in Mexico sipping on a margarita that Javier Bardem just brought over on a gilded tray.  Also?  I look just like Penelope Cruz. …

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The Problem With Fall

September 30, 2010Elly LononOther Randomnessjustin timberlake, mildred, muppets, Random thought, snow, winter20 Comments

I don't understand why you people get so excited about Fall.  Sure, it has it's positive qualities: apple picking, using the oven again, pretty colored leaves, Libra birthdays *fist bumps*.  But nobody ever talks about it's dark side - the evil, putrid underbelly of this mistakenly beloved season. Fools. If…

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I’m a Team Player

February 28, 2010Elly LononUncategorizedcast iron skillet, Cast of characters, hoboken, rocco, snow25 Comments

[My phone rings...] Me:  Mwah time is it?  Where am I? Rocco:  Sorry Hon, where did you park the car? Me:  Is it Tuesday?  Oh wait, you're driving? Rocco:  It's Friday.  The buses aren't running. Me:  I think it's on Garden. Rocco:  K, thanks. Me:  Be safe, k? Rocco:  K.…

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