It can't be snowing again. It just can't. I refuse to accept that this is happening. I pick a new reality. I'm actually on a beach somewhere in Mexico sipping on a margarita that Javier Bardem just brought over on a gilded tray. Also? I look just like Penelope Cruz. …
The Problem With Fall
I don't understand why you people get so excited about Fall. Sure, it has it's positive qualities: apple picking, using the oven again, pretty colored leaves, Libra birthdays *fist bumps*. But nobody ever talks about it's dark side - the evil, putrid underbelly of this mistakenly beloved season. Fools. If…
I’m a Team Player
[My phone rings...] Me: Mwah time is it? Where am I? Rocco: Sorry Hon, where did you park the car? Me: Is it Tuesday? Oh wait, you're driving? Rocco: It's Friday. The buses aren't running. Me: I think it's on Garden. Rocco: K, thanks. Me: Be safe, k? Rocco: K.…