I've got no jokes today, kids. I'm more than a little heartbroken. And don't panic - I'm fine (physically anyway) and so's the parasite. But this guy isn't. Most of you probably won't even remember him. After all, that post is from nearly two years ago. Two years. That means…
Snapshot
I dropped my paperwork into the clear acrylic bin beside the door to the lab. I moved to take a seat, but when I saw a shaking bald man approaching, I perched on the window ledge hoping he'd take the last available chair. The otherwise smooth skin of his head…
Cruzin USA
So first things first, I suppose. I'm all clean! Well, my CT scan is all clean. I'm still a filthy minded, hygienically challenged miscreant, but you people seem to go for that sort of thing. It took all mother fucking day. I had my breakfast of champions at around 10am. …