Why is the universe conspiring against Herbert and me? I finally learned a song and recorded it, but now my Flip and Phillip are no longer speaking. And I'm out of time. So you get nothing. Again. Stupid computers. Or stupid Elly. Let's go with computers. So instead I'll just…
Unicorns Get Stabby, Too
I'm having a day. This kind of day*: I blame my mortgage company. The story isn't very good, so I'm not going to tell it to you. But seeing as how I have to go make a happy ending (oh shut it you pervs), I suddenly don't have time to…
In Review
As you may or may not already be aware, I can fit a lot of things in my mouth - cat heads, most of my fist, two peeled clementines. But did you know I could balance a chandelier on my tongue? Seeing as how that chandelier is in the lobby…