Back in the reception hall, I looked for my date. Instead I found Gwen crying like a little bitch and leaking mascara onto her chin. I don't know why I was surprised. Last time we went to a movie the poor thing started weeping during a preview for a Miley…
Carolina Wedding (Part One)
I know I've mentioned my hetero life partner, Gwen, at least once or twice on this bad boy. Well that bitch went and got herself engaged. While I'm incredibly happy for her and grateful to her fiance for significantly decreasing the hours of Gwen maintenance required during an average week,…