So far my parents are failing miserably at the little "Grandkid Caretaker Trial Run" test we've given them with the cats. Well, that's not entirely true. They were going gangbusters for a bit there - building toys, attempting to play chase despite arthritic knees, napping on the floor of the…
Fingernail Sweat
I can't decide if Magda over at I'm Just Sayin' is trying to A) kill me or B) have freaky lesbian monkey sex with me. She's given me ANOTHER award. Clearly she has ulterior motives or serious issues. Odds are high this will end in death or sex. Either option…
Occupation
Recently I've been hearing the same question with increasing frequency and I just have no idea how to answer. It hear the question when I meet new people. I hear the question when I run into people I haven't seen in a few months. It's a perfectly innocent question, but I…