Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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Fuzzy on Reconnaissance

December 22, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtchristmas, environment, in-laws, mentrual cup, period, Random thought, rocco, santa, vagina17 Comments

I spend a lot of time talking about how weird my family is.  Today, I'd like to mix it up and talk about how weird my in-laws are.  Specifically, I'd like to focus on my sister-in-law, Meg. While she claims she is of a perfectly normal height, I'm pretty sure…

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Santa, Baby

December 13, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtbeer, hoboken, manhattan, Random thought, santa, santacon, santichris, Yankees1 Comment

So it turns out yesterday was SantaCon.  It seems that Rocco and I were the only two people on earth (or at least the tri-state area) unawares of that fact.  Just in case there are a few of you who also live under rocks, I'll break it down for you.…

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