Can Cats Be Possessed By People That Are Still Living?

I was ripped from sleep this morning by Mr. T screaming, "Get out of bed, fool!"  But when I opened my eyes, all I saw was my cat laying next to my head and licking her rectum.  I'm pretty sure she didn't say it.  And not just because her mouth…

I Quit (and Joe Scares Me)

I'm quitting.  Again. My wee Hoboken apartment has been on the market for four frickin months - four long, long, vacuuming filled months.  We've received a whopping ZERO offers over those four fabu months.  So as of this morning, my apartment is off the market.  Uncle.  The end.  Stick a…