Like A David Bowie Song But With More Boobs

This morning, while waiting for the green light to condone another cup of espresso, I turned to my husband and whispered, "I'm drinking coffee.  Willingly.  I'm a suburban housewife that drives her TWO kids through the two-lane streets of Jersey.  In a minivan.  That drinks coffee."  I glanced down at…

Search Optimization-ish

Summer may be over, but that doesn't mean we can't spend just a few more moments reliving the glory days of August...and the bizarre search terms people used to find this place.  So pull back out your white pants and flip-flops, smear a little zinc on your nose, and ignore…