This morning, while waiting for the green light to condone another cup of espresso, I turned to my husband and whispered, "I'm drinking coffee. Willingly. I'm a suburban housewife that drives her TWO kids through the two-lane streets of Jersey. In a minivan. That drinks coffee." I glanced down at…
If Boobs Could Talk
Left Boob: This is it. This is the time it's going to work. I can feel it. Right Boob: *snicker* Left Boob: No really! I've been working out - you know - pumping like mad. Paul: *latches on* Left Boob: Oh yo! Here we go! Paul: *whimpers, scowls* Right Boob:…
Search Optimization-ish
Summer may be over, but that doesn't mean we can't spend just a few more moments reliving the glory days of August...and the bizarre search terms people used to find this place. So pull back out your white pants and flip-flops, smear a little zinc on your nose, and ignore…