My apartment has a photo shoot today. She's going back on the market so the realtor needs some glamor shots to include in the mail-order apartment catalog or something. (Yes my apartment is a girl. If I'm going to crawl up inside something and live there, I'd rather it be…
I Quit (and Joe Scares Me)
I'm quitting. Again. My wee Hoboken apartment has been on the market for four frickin months - four long, long, vacuuming filled months. We've received a whopping ZERO offers over those four fabu months. So as of this morning, my apartment is off the market. Uncle. The end. Stick a…
Be the Buffalo
Have you ever read something really wonderful that totally resonates with you and it worms its way into your head and you think about it all the time but then when you try to explain it to other people they look at you blankly, then with horror, then slowly back…