This morning, while waiting for the green light to condone another cup of espresso, I turned to my husband and whispered, "I'm drinking coffee. Willingly. I'm a suburban housewife that drives her TWO kids through the two-lane streets of Jersey. In a minivan. That drinks coffee." I glanced down at…
Falling
There's always something about the arrival of Fall that I find deeply comforting. Don't get me wrong, I genuinely love Summer. I love her reliability - her near-constant light and temperatures. Once you hit 90, can you really discernibly tell if the temperature continues to rise? I love breezes, water,…
License Plates and Unicorn Fakes
So first? I think we need to acknowledge this video exists. Second? I can't lift my arms. That's not really true. It's called "creative license," people. Also it's called "Elly decided that after pining for a yard of her own her whole damn life be damned if she's going to…