I married my friend Darrell last weekend. Technically I married my friend Nicole, too. Oh relax, Rocco was there. He even took pictures. Yes, I'm an ordained minister. I have power vested in me. I don't even own any vests, people. But still, I'm like...all pious and shit, now. I…
Ponies Happen
I went to a dinner party earlier this week. I broke my two river rule for a potluck that was devoid of both pot and luck. I am a stupendous friend. For the most part, it was a fantastic outing filled with good food and fun people. I'm still sucking at…