So. Um. Hi. I don't even know where to begin. I'm not even sure I'm really ready to begin. You know what, let's just start with a picture. Yes. Paul is here. And while I'm trying to comprehend the enormity of him - his size, the responsibility, the relief, the…
Reconnaissance Mission
Doctor: So your baby is in the 90th percentile. Me: Fuck. Doctor: There are certain risks for a vaginal birth with a baby of this size. Me: *deep breath* Doctor: Even if you can pass the head, you've still got to contend with the shoulders. They can be damaged when…
Gratuitous Nursery Pictures
Seeing as how today is my actual due date - AND I'M STILL PREGNANT - I'm going to spend the day on my feet bouncing, attempting lunges, and trying to resist the urge to throw myself down a flight of stairs. Dad says that almost always induces labor. I just…