So. Um. Hi. I don't even know where to begin. I'm not even sure I'm really ready to begin. You know what, let's just start with a picture. Yes. Paul is here. And while I'm trying to comprehend the enormity of him - his size, the responsibility, the relief, the…
Doctor: So your baby is in the 90th percentile. Me: Fuck. Doctor: There are certain risks for a vaginal birth with a baby of this size. Me: *deep breath* Doctor: Even if you can pass the head, you've still got to contend with the shoulders. They can be damaged when…
Seeing as how today is my actual due date - AND I'M STILL PREGNANT - I'm going to spend the day on my feet bouncing, attempting lunges, and trying to resist the urge to throw myself down a flight of stairs. Dad says that almost always induces labor. I just…
