Search Optimization-ish

Here we go again, Interwebz!  Since I missed sharing all the gory June details with you due to that whole move and national holiday thing, today you get DOUBLE the frightening search results that led people to my douchey little blog. Well not double exactly.  Or even kind of.  It's…

Dancing Chihuahuas, Vagina Dresses, and Pudding

Doesn't this make you want to get married all over again? Yeah, me either. I'm home.  I've decided I can say that confidently because I have a new definition of "home." Home is where the fresh-made banana pudding is chilling in the fridge.  In other news, banana pudding may well…

Home. Sort of.

If I ever win a Tony, I sure do hope it's a year when NPH is hosting.  I've already planned my acceptance.  First, I'll lick my award - Paula Deen style, y'all.  Then, I'll forgo a formal acceptance speech and dedicate my window of time to presenting a clear, concise…