I’m Going into TV (or More Paula Deen Licking Things)

I'm thinking my next career should be in television.  I have a brilliant idea for a new show.  I dreamt about it last night.  Are you ready for me to drop this brilliance on you? Cooking with Steven Tyler. Right?  Am I right or what?  I'm right, peeps.  I'm sure…

I Want to Party With Paula Deen

Forget Lindsay Lohan.  Forget Charlie Sheen.  You know who I want to party with? Paula Deen, y'all. Who else can take a ham to the face and just keep on laughing?  And her time management skills are pretty darn solid.  Unlike a certain girl that just spent forty-five minutes trying…