If I ever win a Tony, I sure do hope it's a year when NPH is hosting. I've already planned my acceptance. First, I'll lick my award - Paula Deen style, y'all. Then, I'll forgo a formal acceptance speech and dedicate my window of time to presenting a clear, concise…
Listen up ya mess o' Yankee bitches. Yes I'm talking to you...you AND your Pyrex using, Pam spraying ways. I'm tired of y'all messing up cornbread. It’s time for an intervention. As they say back home, listen up and pay attention so I can learn you right. This isn't some…
