The Cute, the Funny, and the I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVOUR THIS BOOK!

My attention span is getting shorter than my length of time between pees, so I'm going to distract you with the fantastic-ness that people send me. First, the cute.  Patty Punker gave me this.  I was going to originally wait and snap a pic with Paul in it, but based…

Skip to My Uke

*knock, knock, knock* Remember me? No?  Really?  Not at all? *sigh* Does this jog any memories? Right, I thought so. Speaking of thinking, I think I'm back.  I mean, I have an internet connection and a computer and all those components crucial to spreading my vaginal ramblings all over the…