"Don't call me Shirley." And that's just about all the sadness I can take today. Let's move on to happy, joyful things, shall we? Like...oh I dunno...how about barnacle schlongs? While the Tuberous Bushcricket may have the biggest balls relative to body weight in the animal kingdom, the barnacle comes…
Mary Mac Knows Her Way Around a Pole
Enjoy today's post written by the industrious Mary Mac of Pajamas and Coffee fame - winner of my silly little contest involving sex with kitchen sponges. Nancy had been a psychiatric ward nurse for thirteen years. She was exhausted, but her husband Bill had been laid off and she had…
And The Winner Is…
Frankly, I'm the big winner. There's been a whole mess o' giggling up in here - until yesterday that is. Then it got nasty. Did I mention I'm a Libra? Actually, I'm a double Libra with a Taurus moon. For you non-astrology types that loosely translates at "good fucking luck…