Question: What do you call 10,000 lawyers on the bottom of the sea? Answer: A good start. We're finally off to the aforementioned good start. I just mailed a big 'ol mamajamma of a check to retain my new lawyer, Bob. So far, I'm pretty sure he's nifty. He was…
Un-titled
Two months later, we've finally heard back from our title company. The news ain't good. I guess it isn't horrible, either. First, let me back track and catch you up. Many years ago in a magical land called Washington Heights, our hero (I won't use the feminine version in case…
Oh No He Didn’t
Yesterday all the shit we'd had in storage for the past six months was re-delivered to the apartment. I really don't know if it gets much more depressing than that. I mean, it was one special kind of hell to re-assemble our furniture and unpack all the boxes that never…