I survived the wedding, but now I'm off trying to survive the after, after, after party in some ridiculously tanned and buffed land called "Ocean City." Since it's probably not wise for me to continue crawling back up onto the roof just to capture this weak-ass pirated wireless network, I've…
The Ukeagy
The Lonon clan has descended on Maryland in anticipation of this weekend's Great Gwatification, so I tricked my little brother into joining in on my ukulele fun. Turns out he learned four whole chords over the course of our four and half hour drive. For those of you not good…
Bleeping Unicorns, How Do They Work?
Obviously, I really need to stop following this whole Juggalo / Tila Tequila thing. Then again, the frickin' New York Times is covering it now, so maybe I'm more highbrow than I realize. That's me, a highbrow gal that can't stop referencing the Insane Clown Posse. I'm pretty sure…