Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

  • Who’s Elly?
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September 7, 2010Elly LononOther Randomness, Sillynessocean city, ponies, Random thought, rod stewart, shuttlecocks, vajazzling, vaseline38 Comments

Yup.  It's your favorite time of the month, Interwebz.  Yet again, I'm going to prove that my readers are even more whacked in the cabeza than I am by sharing the frightening searches that bring new viewers here to my vagina-infused world.  Sickos. "putting out fire with vaseline" - I…

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Jesus is Stalking Me

September 1, 2010Elly LononFamily & Home, Other Randomnessherbert, jesus, ocean city, ohio, poo, Random thought, rocco, thom40 Comments

Maryland is a strange place, Interwebz. After our long, uke-filled car ride, we were eager to get settled into our room at the world famous Hampton Inn of Fruitland.  A ridiculously chipper blond manned the desk.  I plopped Herbert, sheathed in his powder blue bag, atop the counter and began…

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Car Talk

August 26, 2010Elly LononFamily & Home, Other Randomness, Sillynessfaulkner poo, matt, mildred, ocean city, poo, Random thought, rocco, scrapple, thom, unicorns, vaginas33 Comments

I'm back, bitches.  I'll give you the highlights of Ocean City next week, but I would be remiss if I didn't at least try and convey what it's like to spend hours in the car with my husband and little brother.  This basically sums up all the conversations we had...you…

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