Home. Sort of.

If I ever win a Tony, I sure do hope it's a year when NPH is hosting.  I've already planned my acceptance.  First, I'll lick my award - Paula Deen style, y'all.  Then, I'll forgo a formal acceptance speech and dedicate my window of time to presenting a clear, concise…

Is It Still Monday?

If your Monday attention span is half as bad as mine is....did you say something?  Huh.  I could have sworn I heard did you happen to notice where I put my house keys?  I wonder if Rocco remembered to forward the I haven't seen Lucy in at least two hours. …