Alternate-side parking is the bane of my existence. Do you know how expensive parking tickets are? Don't even get me started on the cheddar it takes to get your car out of the impound lot. Not that I have to do that much, Rocco. Maybe you shouldn't read this one. …
Relief
As you probably noticed, I've been a little off my game for the past week or so. There have been no references to glitter. I've broken three drinking glasses. My house is dirtier than Lindsay Lohan's crotch. My fridge is emptier than Sarah Palin's mind. Hell, I don't think I've…
A Visit to the MoMA
I feel like it should be raining. The sunny day somehow seems incongruous with my mood. Maybe I just need some high fructose corn syrup or something. Yesterday, I went to see the exhibit "Picasso: Themes and Variations." You know I love me some Picasso. (Just not quite the same…