Well it's amazing just how much sunnier a girl's disposition can get with two full pee jugs and a sales contract on her apartment behind her. That girl might even traipse around the house singing Kajagoogoo while eating chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. What? They have oatmeal in them. For…
Carolina Wedding (Part Two)
Back in the reception hall, I looked for my date. Instead I found Gwen crying like a little bitch and leaking mascara onto her chin. I don't know why I was surprised. Last time we went to a movie the poor thing started weeping during a preview for a Miley…