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The Gloved Uke

August 5, 2011Elly LononMusic & Other Entertainmentbillie jean, billie jean is not my lover, james hill, michael jackson, uke, Uke Rhymes With Puke8 Comments

The hands are too swollen to uke today, kids.  But I have something even better for you - an extra, extra special treat.  No, I didn't make cupcakes.  But there is this guy: Dude.  When I grow up, I so want to be this guy.  We already have similar facial…

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Bait and Switch

June 30, 2009Elly LononCancer, Random thoughtchemosabe, dad, drew, heroin, michael jackson, mike, mom, Random thought, thom

My mom worries a lot.  Like alotta lot.  It's kinda her thing.  So much so, we siblings like to take turns being the one she's worrying about.  Sometimes it works out without much work.  For example, I kept most of 2008 and the beginning of 2009 on lock down with…

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